The question we all are thinking right now / If Elmer Fudd did ever eat Bugs Bunny / What would that meat taste like / I think not the greatest / All long and sinewy / Maybe if you draped the shawl of bacon / But perhaps the meal would be singing to you / On a different level / They say the flavor of victory / Is red and succulent / Somewhat like a costco hotdog / Think of devouring your enemy / After ten thousand thousand days / Of ten thousand thousand defeats / Rubbing some of that spicy sauce on your dog / Washing it with ice-cold drink / So sweet and so fucking cold / Somehow this tongue has become advertisement / For costco hotdog / And drink with refill / A dollar fifty / Is it in bad taste / I serve with carrots / I put the baby carrots in the basket / I put the sabra hummus in the basket / He loved those carrots he did / And he thought I was his doctor / But I am not a doctor Bugs / I am no vegetarian / Many days I have eaten the flesh of Daffy Duck / Many days I have pickled Porky Pig’s feet / Feet I did eat holding his peace sign / And once at a birthday party / I sampled that which I had always desired / Yosemite Sam / You do not necessarily enjoy him the same / When you have not bludgeoned him yourself / And stripped putty from bone yourself / And yourself ripped the face off / And lay that flap atop your own face / And rabbit-danced around a while / And laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed pretending to be something you are not / Standing beside the glowing cake / I watched Sam / Roasting upon his bed of oak / I thought this is just going to taste like chicken to me
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