I heard she’s preggers, and the baby ear got tablesawed by tortilla chip fragments.
Ear got into the bloodstream somehow.
Ended up elbowside.
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No, she’s a mule trafficking in Ecuadorian ears.
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Wrong-o. I heard the boyfriend dryhumped her elbow.
Little swimmers got into her skin pores.
Months later, an arm baby.
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You’re way off. Finnish organ thieves. That’s their MO.
Specialty brokers.
Coolers and coolers of ears on ice.
Helicoptered in from Helsinki.
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Negatron. It’s the ear of J-Chris, the hip-hop Godson.
Shroud of Turin the sequel, bitches.
Reminder to us VIP thumpers to keep bassing out the boom-ass.