Emily, there aren’t a lot of feelings I feel that I don’t
Google to understand what they are or try to search
For self-validation & or even just random thoughts
Once I was in Beijing & kept trying to Google things
But it’s blocked in China BTW Baidu is a terrible
Search engine I don’t know what it’s good for
Maybe if I spoke better Mandarin it would be useful
But for now I will stick to Silicon Valley & Sundar Pichai
I can tell you that my recent search history includes:
Where should I move?
Will Biden win Florida?
Strategies for increasing net worth through mutual funds
Are my itchy eyes a covid symptom?
Is Janelle Monae a lesbian?
Drunk dialed the girl i’m dating
Things to know before dating a lawyer
What does love feel like?
How soon is too soon to fall in love?
Scientific signs you’re falling in love
Am I falling in love?
I can tell you that I’m still not sure where to move &
That Biden most likely will not win Florida despite
Michael Bloomberg’s billion dollar push to reverse
Felon voting disenfranchisement & I won’t bore you
With what I learned about mutual funds though you’re
Right, it is a steady way to build wealth & and no, itchy
Eyes are not a covid symptom but Janelle Monae is
A lesbian (I think) or at least bisexual & I found out
Nothing about drunk dialing a crush other than not to
(oops). Turns out there’s this chemical called phenyle
Thylamine & it’s the same chemical you find in chocolate
Which is why you can’t just have one piece & be satisfied
Which is why I can’t text you once & be satisfied or call
You once & be satisfied I want to keep texting & keep
Calling for however long you keep responding. It’s the
Chemical your brain releases when you’re falling in love
& I probably didn’t need google to tell me that i was or
That i think you are too, and when i told my friend she said,
“Did you google that or shake a magic 8 ball”