Tyler Antoine is a writer who currently lives in Philadelphia, PA. You can find previous examples of his writing in Bedfellows, Mad House, and in his own self-published quasi-annual zine, Grave-Digging Foot Fetish. In his spare time, he likes to watch slashers and listen to oldies. He has a written record of every hot dog […]
All I want to do is suck your dick. I want to take your dick and call it really mean names. I want to run over your dick while it’s riding its dick-bicycle with my not-your-dick-car. When your dick is crying out in pain, I’m gonna tell your dick that hospitals are too expensive to […]
Comfort Food I’ll have the mac & cheese. For my two sides, I’ll have mashed potatoes and … Jessica Biel, so I can sit in her lap and she can feed me. No, wait, you have tatter tots. Make that Mac & Cheese, tatter tots, and mashed potatoes. Young Poet I tried mixing […]
The sink is full of dirty dishes I’d rather do them than you.
Greetings! We welcome you! – Russian Greeting on the Golden Record. Once we get on Mars, I hope we stick with vinyl and not invent something terrible to call the first iPod we shoot into the universe. The iMHere, or, iMlost. I’ve come to believe in so little these past few years. This doesn’t mean […]
Bianca – diamond-tailed something I have fed you food meant for canaries and finches, of which you are neither you ate all of the seeds and all but one of the types of grains and then I gave you some “grit” for your digestion it’s not clear to me how you eat because you only […]