Dearest Senator Enzi, Disregard my last correspondence. I was successfully able to find a peanut butter and jelly store. It will satisfy my cravings for the foreseeable future. On second thought, don’t disregard the entire message— only parts of it. I stand by my opinion that the Emblem Muskrats of Emblem Wyoming be the next expansion team of Major League Baseball. Just look it up on Google Maps. Do you feel the way the causeway crosses Road 10? It makes me want to make pagan love to its symmetrical fire. And how about the causeway having three names? 16, 14, 20. 16, 14, 20. Do you feel that? Imagine the sheen of a brand new, state-of the art stadium seated against the banks of Dry Creek, the butte nodding in the heat, all ten of Emblem’s citizens working the aisles, throwing peanuts to buzzing fans. Wouldn’t it be something? Put in a good word?