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Cory Andrews: Rejection Letter Re:

February 5, 2015 by PBQ

Your application for admission

Your submission to our journal

Your counterfeit lottery ticket

Your attempt to submit photos

of your bathroom fixtures as

poetry

Your disputed credit card charges

Your letter requesting the production

of a Morning scented candle

Your attempt to impress my parents

Your letter requesting the production

of a Morning scented air freshener

Your short story entry, titled

We Need A Larger Sea-Going Vessel

Your excuse that you like it because

you have to

Your letter requesting the production

of Morning scented incense

I mean, with all due respect Sir, just

brew the coffee and toast the bagel

yourself

Filed Under: Contributors 91, Issue 91, Poetry, Poetry 91 Tagged With: Contributors 91, Cory Andrews, Poetry, Poetry 91

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