Your application for admission
Your submission to our journal
Your counterfeit lottery ticket
Your attempt to submit photos
of your bathroom fixtures as
poetry
Your disputed credit card charges
Your letter requesting the production
of a Morning scented candle
Your attempt to impress my parents
Your letter requesting the production
of a Morning scented air freshener
Your short story entry, titled
We Need A Larger Sea-Going Vessel
Your excuse that you like it because
you have to
Your letter requesting the production
of Morning scented incense
I mean, with all due respect Sir, just
brew the coffee and toast the bagel
yourself