Shakin it like two flour sacks,
like two massage motors
in a Sharper Image chair
like a pair of water balloons
bursting in slow motion
workin that jelly, that tapioca,
that pancake batter,
shakin dat thing like
alternative energy
like dat ass was gonna
power a pickup, a coupe or sedan,
like you were tryin to sell
high interest credit cards,
or an aspirational lifestyle product,
like ass shakin was art
if put in the right context,
curators and readers agreeing
high art meets low art meets
damn, look at dat ass.